Frog Blog: The Adventures of Fratty Frat Froggy: June 2011

Friday, June 3, 2011

Alone In The Wilderness!

After my vision with Philip from Survivor, I awoke to find myself alone in the wilderness. I don't know where I am, or for that matter, where anybody is. I worry about my long-lost sister, Franny Frat Froggy, who left home years and years ago. I find myself at the base of a tree, pondering my next move. How will I find Franny? Where will we go? Where will I live? What will happen to my new friends, and even to my wicked owner and her mangy cat? What will happen to the existence of this blog if my readership doesn't pick up soon and I get canceled like my writer's favorite show, Detroit 187? Did Jack Kevorkian really die of natural causes? These, and other stories, next on 60 Minutes!

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Thursday, June 2, 2011

There Is "Power" In The Pink Underwear!

After I left Dollar General with my items bought at "rock-bottom" prices, a vision occurred to me from the heavens above. It was Philip, the secret agent from the TV show Survivor. He explained that he was aware of my plight and wanted to help me. He told me his great-great-great-great grandfather, Whateverhisnamewas, also once had a sister who left home years and years ago. Her name was Forest.

Whateverhisnamewas searched and searched the countryside looking for his sister, Forest. But she was nowhere to be found! He looked high and low, and there was still no sign of her. He knew she had a boyfriend called For The Trees and he went to him. Of course, Whateverhisnamewas found his sister Forest with her boyfriend. He realized then that through all of his searching he couldn't find Forest since she was with him. Hence, sometimes you can't see the forest for the trees!

I expressed thanks to Philip for the help he has given me, although I am not sure how he actually helped. Maybe it was something deeper than led him to contact me. Maybe if I read between the lines I will find out the true meaning of what he was trying to tell me. Maybe there is secret "power of the pink underwear" that will guide me on my journey. Philip used to say "Keep The Faith" or something like that, but he always changed it. Maybe his wisdom will help me. Probably not!

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Wednesday, June 1, 2011

I Got Them Dollar General Blues!

I realized that while during all of this commotion concerning my escape, capture, and then re-escape from Cinci The Cat's clutches (not including my owner and her disgusting nail polish network!) the fact I needed some personal items from a local convenience store. Where else to go to than your local Dollar General store! They have all of the right things I need, along with the lowest prices in town! (I sound like a commercial!)

Trouble was how was I going to get there? I summoned up my "ribbit reanimation" one more time to transport me there. You may be wondering if I have this special power, then why can't I just use it to get my long-lost sister Franny Frat Froggy (who left home years and years ago), kill the evil owner and her mangy cat, and also be done with this rabbit I don't trust? Problem is...I can only use it when my writer lets me!

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