Tuesday, May 31, 2011
I'm a Cold-blooded Vertebrate!
Monday, May 30, 2011
A "Ribbit" Revelation!
As soon as I totally came to, I realized that I was at the church that my evil owner attends. Through word of my "Amphibian Society", there was another family that goes there that may be able to help me in my quest to find my long-lost sister, Franny Frat. I had caught along a ride with my owner to the church in order to escape her, in which I succeeded. My new family has treated me well, and now I am pondering my next move outside their home on this tree stump!While I have been here, I have made new friends such as Teddy the Turtle and Roger the Rabbit. It seems that although I can trust Teddy, it is Roger I am not too sure about. Plus there is this big dog that likes to slobber, along with a little one that seems confused why he is here.This is also my dilemma...why am I here? What to do next? Who are these people? Why does "Dad" here like Jeff Gordon? Why not "hockey"? And these kids, they seem to love frogs...but who knows for sure? Why are "COUPONS" in my head 24/7? And why haven't I mentioned the "Mom"...could it be because she almost drowned me when she soaked me with a water bottle? And again, why all these questions? And, one more time, why do you care? Is it too see what I will do next....or because you love me...or because you were prompted to by a message at "Twitter"? Either way, isn't it nice to be "ALIVE!" Fratty Frat Has Spoken!
Sunday, May 29, 2011
Divine Intervention? Can This Be Frog Heaven?
Where am I? After a long night of interrogation by the minions of Cinci The Cat ("I know nothing, nothing!") which included torture of watching Joyce Meyer episodes, I found myself at the foot of a church. Am I alive? Do I dare venture in? Is this "Froggy Heaven"? Is this a Baptist church? Just how friendly are these fundamental Baptists anyway (pretty friendly, actually!)? Do they eat frogs? Why is the Bachelorette still on the air? Where is my handicapped tag? Is Sylvester Stallone still making movies? Why are you reading this? Do you even care? Maybe I was dropped here at a Baptist church so I can find the Baptismal to have a nice, clean bath! Or maybe, just maybe...I am DEAD! Oh, wait a sec, it is coming back to me....
Saturday, May 28, 2011
See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil Fantasy Sequence
Since I am now in captivity by Cinci The Cat, I will use my "ribbit reanimation" to speak with the highest members of the Amphibian Society. I will try to find a way to release myself from Cinci The Cat's evil clutches. If I can do this, then I can resume trying to rescue my long-lost sister, Franny Frat. It is my destiny to do so...if I fail, may Bin Laden come back from the dead (if he's dead) and eat my little frog leggies! Fratty Frat Has Spoken!
Friday, May 27, 2011
Cinci the Cat Caught Me...The Horror!
While I was driving my owner's truck to find my long-lost sister Franny Frat Froggy, a giant cat jumped through the window of the truck and tackled me. I pulled over, and lo and behold, the cat drove me back to my owner's lair. Cinci is a secret agent like Philip from Survivor the TV show. He may have worked with him but no one knows if Philip really was an agent after all! I will plot my next escape as soon as I get away from the evil clutches of Cinci the Cat!
Thursday, May 26, 2011
Fratty Frat Is On The Run!
I have hijacked my owner's truck; on my way to find my long, lost sister Franny Frat. This Garmin GPS I have will help me on my search...if only I could understand what it is! I will use my Fratty Frat instincts as well as my "ribbit radar"! I am so glad to be away from my evil owner. I think I am scotfree but, OMG, what is that....?
Wednesday, May 25, 2011
Fratty Frat Froggy Has Escaped!
I've finally escaped from my evil owner's clutches, and I'm on the run! I found out that my sister, Franny Frat Froggy, is locked up at Buchanan Brothers Pharmacy in town...and it is my job to save her! Nothing will stop me until I liberate my sister from the sinister powers that be! Fratty Frat Has Spoken!
Tuesday, May 24, 2011
I'm Starring in My Owner's Video
This is my owner's nail art tutorial video which she allowed me to appear in...actually, she told me if I didn't do it I would be on tonight's dinner table. So, I relented, although I am not too happy about it! Being told I could have been on the menu is not a happy thing! Fratty Frat Has Spoken!
Sunday, May 22, 2011
My Owner Is a Nail Tech - "I'm Not Gonna Take It Anymore!"
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